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A guy in a wheelchair and a guy with a hump are sitting in a bar.

The guy with the hump decides to go home. On his way he has to cross a cemetery. Suddenly he hears a voice, “What’s that on your back?”

The guy replies, shaking, “That’s a hump…” Then a huge hand grabs the hump and miraculously takes it away.

“Oh....thank you! You healed me!” whispers the disbelieving guy in shocked happiness.

He runs back to the bar and tells his friend in the wheelchair all about this miracle.

The guy in the wheelchair rushes to the cemetery in the hope that he will be healed as well.

After a while on the cemetery he too hears the voice talking to him, “What’s that on your back?” “Nothing,” replies the wheelchair guy.

Then a huge hand grabs him and bammmm!!! “Here then, have a hump!”

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